It’s bank holiday here today which I always find a little depressing. I don’t like everyone having the same day off. It feels less special. On the plus side it means the dolls don’t have to get dressed and we can just chill out at home, catching up with Smash and maybe a mid afternoon Glee marathon. What do you think, Beyoncé?
The dolls are having an even harder time choosing what to wear than normal. One moment it’s sun sun sun, short flirty dresses and big bug eye glasses. The next, it’s arctic blasts, cashmere pullovers and boyfriend jeans.
Well fortunately we bought this fabulous coat in the sales. We were worried it might have to stay in the closet until next winter but today is pretty breezy so it’s the perfect cover up. We have an exciting rendezvous at La Poste. I hope it’s not Victoria returning our birthday gift already? Fingers crossed for something wonderful for the dolls.
I know what you’re thinking. All fur coat and no knickers, right? Wrong! How do you think we have such a great relationship with the postman!?
I know you are all bored of me banging on about this wedding that only about a dozen of my readers are going to but it is a big day here at BOTD Towers. I promise to give you plenty of fashion week gossip and gowns as soon as it’s over. In the meantime… Today is hopefully going to be a good hair day as we head out to the salon. I’m currently rocking a Hitchcock blonde look but who knows what will happen after this morning. If it comes down to it I can always wear an enormous hat. Or a veil! I’m sure the bride won’t mind.
It’s been a while since our last GaGa Monday so I felt it was time to enjoy the Lady before she turns into a boy. The word on the street is that she will play a man in her upcoming video for her next single You and I. Here she is is in all her (edge of) glory, busting some moves at BOTD Towers.
A little Eurotrash for Eurovision, tonight. We’re getting into the spirit of things with a couple of sexy disco numbers. Micro minis and sky high heels are the perfect combination but ladies, beware the mirrored floor! Underwear must be worn at all times!
You know how it is. A bunch of hot girls living in a house together. We’ve all seen ANTM and we know that it can be a total bitchfest. Which is why, here at the new look BOTD Towers, cages have been installed to stop the top mo-dolls from ripping each other’s weaves out or tearing each other limb from limb. It may seem extreme but it really is necessary to maintain a happy home…. Slutty outfits optional.
Saturday nights are no longer about going out clubbing. Midweek parties feel so much more illicit. The only party at BOTD Towers on a Saturday night is a slumber party. Perfect popcorn, pretty pyjamas and painting nails in front of the TV, analysing Cheryl’s hair and Dannii’s dress. Bliss!
Better late than never, today’s BOTD ladies are red carpet ready for tonight’s Emmy Awards. Full lengthand fabulous or short but sweet? Why choose? These ladies have both options covered with these amazing convertible gowns. Long and lacy to short and sexy or full and frilly to skimpy and sparkly. [polldaddy poll=3689276]
Rihanna’s new video is beyond sexy. Featuring the gorgeous, Gallic, garlic loving Laetitia Casta, the clip is set in a French chateau, the perfect setting for their lesbian love affair to take place. They both look incredibly hot in the video which is perhaps why they have to spend most of it in very little clothing and moving very slowly.
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned that I kinda like Lady GaGa. No? Sure? Well in case you missed the numerous tributes from BOTD, to continue our music week I thought I would recreate her latest look. Taken from her brand new video for Alejandro, in one scene, GaGa is seen writhing around in bed with… well it’s probably just easier for you to Youtube it.