Santa Baby

Posted on 20 December, 2012 by admin

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

As discussed yesterday, Santa Claus is also a super fan when it comes to boots so we’ve gone for a sexy Santa look today.
Very red.
Very festive.
Very slutty?
Nothing wrong with a bit of festive sluttiness though, right?

He’s making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town

So be good for goodness sake!

Ho-Baby-Ho

Posted on 19 December, 2012 by admin

So I don’t wanna p*ss you guys off with how tough it is poolside so I’m gonna go wintery (for today at least) with a cold weather wardrobe story.
Did you hear? I quite like a thigh boot. Shocking news I know.

There are only two people who like boots more than me.
First up is the queen of random, Nicole Skirtswinger…

And the second is Santa! But more on his boot crush tomorrow. He wishes he could get away with those super high gartered numbers.

Shamazeballs! I’ve been wanting to talk about them for two weeks.
Those crazeballs suspender thigh boots that nicole wore on the X Factor final were from Karen K.

They are approximately a gazillion dollars but you can buy them here.
I obviously had to ~~photoshop something together~~ make my own miniature versions….

I love the campaign….

Very BOTD.
And this one on a table!

Just like BOTD Towers back home.
Karen K also made something in Barbie pink.

And from behind, sir?

Yum yum! Perfect for Spring.
And wait. There’s a matching bag?

Yes please!

The White Tuxedo

Posted on 11 November, 2012 by admin

Has a white tuxedo ever looked so good?

Nicole Shirtlifter looked incredible on last night’s X Factor. Obviously I’m a superfan but last night was my fave look of the series so far.
Yes she’s bonkers and clearly on some kinda Judy Garland cocktail of uppers for Saturday nights and downers for Sundays’ Results Shows but check out that suit!

Ridonculously hot!
This week’s top bonkersness was when she talked about Rylan spraying his love on the stage. I heart you Nicole!

PS. Out of interest (to nobody I’m sure) I haven’t photoshopped this image at all. I did a tiny crop but nothing else. A spotlight and a flash. It even made my backdrop go see through (see top left corner). That is how bright that suit is! I imagine Nicole’s was the same.
PPS. Notice I tagged this in Bridal. Because I totally would!

No, Baby. No!

Posted on 3 November, 2012 by admin

So Nicole rocked an amazing leather dress on tonight’s X Factor…

Fifty Shades of Woah! They said show us your poppies not show us your puppies, Nic!
Oops.

What nobody realised about her dress was that it actually came with am emergency rip cord….

Go on then. Pull it!

Wow!
Cocktail party to red carpet. Bam. Just like that. You know you want one too.

Skirtswinger

Posted on 28 October, 2012 by admin

I love Nicole Scherzinger/Skirtswinger/Shirtlifter!
I love Halloween!
Imagine my delight when the two were combined for last night’s X Factor.
Throw in a catsuit and…

Wow!
I’m loving Nicole on the X Factor this year. She is bringing a whole load of bonkersness to the show, much missed since the departure of Kelly Poundland. Last night she brought the madness (and the crimpers) with an amazing Julien Macdonald sequinned catsuit. Mmmm. You flick your weave girl!

While her outfit was totally crazeballs she was nowhere near as nutty as she was last week, and I quote…

I’m going to be a little tough on you boys because even though it was sweet, it was like, you know, a slice of warm apple pie, I wanted you to chuck on some ice cream, shake things up, sprinkle some tabasco on there. I need something else from you boys, I need somebody to rub baby oil all over your bodies.

Legend!
I had a go at making the catsuit this morning….

Not bad but not great. But I loved the fabric so much it may appear on Wednesday’s Halloween special.
It’s gonna be bonkers but then as she would say..

Oh honey that ain’t nothin but a chicken wing.

SkirtSwinger

Posted on 29 June, 2012 by admin

I love Nicole Scherzinger. It’s her birthday today. 34! Apparently.
The thing is, whenever I see her (in magazines, music videos, skulking round the grounds of BOTD Towers) I always ask how old she is. She has that look that could be 25, 35 and sometimes ?5. Am I being mean?
In her PCD days she always looked the oldest, was she? I’ll wiki it.
With teeny tiny Lewis Hamilton I double take, thinking his mum is cheering him on.
Then all of a sudden…

Pow! She looks great.
Then ouch…

Then pow!

Poison On My Mind

Posted on 10 September, 2011 by admin

Another day, another sparkling outfit for Barbie of the Day. Nicole Scherzinger wowed the crowds in NYC for Vogue’s Fashion’s Night Out, donning an amazing, sparkly gold, Elvis inspired suit. Glitz and glamour!

Cole’s Revenge

Posted on 31 May, 2011 by admin

Ah, poor Cheryl, pet. What a turbulent week itz been! Sacked. Not sacked. US. UK. X Factor. Ex Factor. They’s still seyin itz har accent. Wharaboot har accent, man, pet? That Nicole Scherzinger cannat hawdlee evin speak!
Sumtimez one has gorra accept these things… And sumtimez itz revenge wotz the best medicine, liyk.

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