I’m on a train. Will this post upload? Who knows?
What’s happening this week, Barbie readers?
Well I’m glad you asked….
1.Hitchcock is out this week. Feels like the trailer has been on for hundreds of years, right? And it’s only just out!
Oh well. I’m gonna go see it. I love Hitchcock. I’m going to see a play about Hitchcock tonight….
In Hull!
Mad!
It’s called Hitchcock Blonde. I may have to get the peroxide out again. I should see the film in the cinema as well, then watch the Sienna Miller version on some kind of illegal iPlayer. A Hitchcock triple bill!
Remember when we were in Bodega Bay recreating The Birds?

Amazing! They’re not real birds of course. They are cows in bird-suits. But mine is way better than the official Mattel version. They should have made the effort to go to the original school house like me! Though I would love a suit with birds sewn on. Or even cows in bird-suits sewn on. Scary!

Here’s the trailer….
2.SMASH. OMG! I’m too excited. Season two premieres on some American channel tonight and on Sky Atlantic tomorrow. Yes I know it all got a bit ridiculous at the end of the last season; someone literally tried to poison Ivy in the last ep. Wack! Who knows what will happen? Do I dare look at a trailer?
Oh my god. It’s too much!
J.Hud is in it!
And Jack! Just Jack. Not Jack and Karen. Lord, imagine if Karen was in it too?
Even if it’s rubbish we get to see loads of shots of New York. I heart New York!

3. New York Fashion Week starts this week. Exciting! I love a fashion week. I hope they have one in a town where I am soon. OMG you’re kidding? They’re having one in London? This month? Perfect! I’ll be there.

4.The Year of the Snake is upon us. It’s Chinese New Year. How exciting? Chinatown was gearing up the other day as I waltzed through on my way to something or other. The dolls will be rocking their Princess of China chic even though it clashes with….

5. The BAFTAs on Sunday night, when London sparkles that little bit more, with all that extra Hollywood glitter. Who will win what? As if that matters. Who will wear what is surely more important. Expect a comprehensive Red Carpet Review, BOTD style, on Monday!
That’s a wrap!























