Giving it 110% and turning her swag on, today’s BOTD has the X Factor. I would love Tulisa to show up to the live shows in this tartan body suit. Kelly who? Cheryl what?
Still nameless, despite The Very Simon G trying to name her Crystle Von Luzon, today’s BOTD is upping her glam-factor in a desperate attempt to be given a decent and respectable name. In red hot couture she means serious business. This is a top mo-doll you don’t want to mess with.
We’re bringing sexy back in this fierce, pearly dress today at BOTD. We received an invitation to a White Party last night and this bodycon number will certainly turn heads in the village. We are super excited that next week will be jam packed with visitors at BOTD Towers. Mum is coming to visit as well as some amazing friends that we haven’t seen for way too long. Don’t forget to pack your whitest spring whites, people!
Another super short dress today which is weird considering that spring has not exactly sprung here. Indeed the weather is so shocking today that this outfit can only possibly be worn inside around BOTD Towers for doing the vacuuming and maybe a spot of low dusting. Somewhere between French maid and mint humbug with a bit of McQueen’s optical print thrown in for good measure.
I’m taking a day off to spend the afternoon with Mum. She’s heading to London so I’m treating her to a spot of shopping, afternoon tea and maybe even a West End show. It’s not easy living in different countries and she’s looked after me for long enough so when we do get together I think she deserves a little pampering.
There is something wonderful about returning from holiday, eight shades darker than anyone else. The best thing to do to maximise their resentment is wear lots of white… In lots of white places. You may have a slight neon glow but this feeling will pass and soon transform into a healthy warmth and a few freckles will answer any questions of whether you have faked it or not.
Goodbye autumn. Hello icy winter. Even here on the Côte d’azur the temperatures are dipping. Fortunately the BOTD girls don’t really feel the temperature so can still get away with the lightest of fabrics and when there is no top to hand, the foliage provides ample, loving, coverage.
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