One of my favorite memories from Cannes Film Festival a few years ago was when I wound up on a swanky guest list between Microsoft’s Paul Allen and shy and retiring popstar, Lily Allen. Thrilled at the prospect of meeting these potential relatives, I stalked the bar, beach and bathrooms but without success. Lily never showed, leaving me destined to be an only child forever. If this were not punishment enough, it would seem BOTD Allen has been left off the guest list of her nuptials today. Nevertheless in a (desperate?) attempt to keep this “family” together I offered her a piece of BOTD bridal couture… I’m still waiting for her people to call back.
