So I don’t wanna p*ss you guys off with how tough it is poolside so I’m gonna go wintery (for today at least) with a cold weather wardrobe story.
Did you hear? I quite like a thigh boot. Shocking news I know.

There are only two people who like boots more than me.
First up is the queen of random, Nicole Skirtswinger…

And the second is Santa! But more on his boot crush tomorrow. He wishes he could get away with those super high gartered numbers.


Shamazeballs! I’ve been wanting to talk about them for two weeks.
Those crazeballs suspender thigh boots that nicole wore on the X Factor final were from Karen K.

They are approximately a gazillion dollars but you can buy them here.
I obviously had to photoshop something together make my own miniature versions….

I love the campaign….

Very BOTD.
And this one on a table!


Just like BOTD Towers back home.
Karen K also made something in Barbie pink.


And from behind, sir?


Yum yum! Perfect for Spring.
And wait. There’s a matching bag?

Yes please!