What an exciting night….
Not that exciting Annie! Les Nipplerables!
Did you stay up?
It was late, wasn’t it? Way past my bedtime. I made it through most of the red carpet but then
passed out at the sewing machine drifted off.
Is it time for some alternative awards from the BOTD Academy?
Best Reunion surely goes to the cast of Chicago. An infinitely
shorter better film than Les Mis.
Aww don’t they all look cute. And happy. And like they’re still friends? And like they’re all asking what happened to their careers post that movie?
Moving on… Oh hang on not really moving on as CZJ and Renee are up for the next award.
Best Oscar Statuette Impersonation…
Heidi, the clear winner. I loved this dress. Julian McDonald. So sexy and heavy looking and amazebling.
Best in red Valentino?
Sally Field Vs Jen Aniston. A toughy. I would actually have liked to see them swap dresses. Jen could have handled the froth and Sally would have looked better in something more simple.
Best in Black and White…
How beautiful is Zoe Saldana in this Alexis Mabille number? Girl! This is couture! I hated the belt and bows. I think he has a slight bow addiction. That’s okay though. He can get help for it. I love that she wore the complete runway look though.
I kinda loved Kelly Poundland’s Donna Karan dress. For her. It’s a bit X Factor for me but she looks pretty and she does get to walk away with the Best in Destiny’s Child award. Neither Michelle Williams were there. How weird? #PoorMichelle
And HBC in Dame Viv. Yeah. I’ve seen it before. She was one of the best things in Les Miserables but one of the worst things on the red carpet. It’s the Oscars, love. Do your hair! I mean could anyone look more hedge+backwards+dragged=rough?
Erm. Meanwhile. Best in Weave has to go to J.Hud!
Loved this Roberto Cavalli frock. Great shade and shimmer!
Best All White on the Night…
I love that Charlize and Miley are wearing versions of my hair. I really want Miley’s hair. I think I had it and lost it and leant it to her and she won’t give it back. Give it back, Miley. GIVE IT BAAAAAACK!!
And Kelly looked nice.
Best in High Street?
Helen Hunt in H&M. Really? Yes really! Really? Nobody would lend you a dress? Nice bling, Helen, where’s it from? Claire’s Accessories?
Oh, hi, I’m Helen. Oh, you’re from Milwaukee? Oh, I’m sorry. Oh, have you met my friend Lillian, oh I know we’ve only known eachother for five minutes, oh….
Best Pretending To Be on the Phone to Avoid Wolverine?
Best in Turning Back Time?
Alas it’s not Cher. Jane Fonda aka J.Fonz (or at least I’m gonna try that out as her new name) was cryogenically frozen in the seventies and is defrosted now and again to appear on red carpets around the globe. She looked absolutely incredible in canary yellow Versace. It is possibly my favourite look of the night, along with Zoe Saldana and someone called Olivia Munn in Marchesa.
But back to J.Fonz I love her balls to wear a) something so Versace and b) something so… Yellow.
J.Fonz also beat Solange Knowles to Best in Yellow.
Best “You Think You’re So Cool With Your Oscar But Before You Know It You Will Be Doing A Batman Movie, Oh Wait You Done That Already? #Awkward” Award…
Best Barbra Str-Aniston…
Best in Barbie…
Best in Terrible Brand Management by A Designer I Continue To Have No Respect For That Couldn’t Choose A Brand Ambassador For Toffee…
It’s not about you, Jennifer. It’s really about Raf and its probably not even about him- it is about him. I’m sure you’re a great actress. I will try and see your films. You’ve got an Oscar. Well done. But you cannot walk in a dress. How f**g hard is it to walk in a dress?
Everyone manages. Every time. Except for you….
It was lovely to see them all looking so gorgeous. Thanks to Style.com for most of the images. I didn’t even crop out your captions.
Doll dresses to follow but in the meantime we have one last award…
Best in Noticeable Absences aka the Where the F**k is Beyoncé award.
And the nominees are…
Rihanna (soooo glad she didn’t show up.
Cotillard! She must have been there. In disguise? Allo? Marion? T’es ou?
Either of the Michelle Williams
Mirren- who we will let off as she’s busy being the Queen again, more on that later in the week
Less is Moore?
With my girl Drew
Obviously Beyoncé wins, hands down, hair up.